So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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