doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
PANTIES FOUND
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