dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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