It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
