Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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