is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it's like iHOP with fire
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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