I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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