butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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