do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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