its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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