Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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