I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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