Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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