if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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