ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
His nipple licking is glorious
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