what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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