i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You were trust falling into bushes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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