Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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