fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
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How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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