i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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