Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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