ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it was like his penis was on wheels.
where does the pee come out of this thing
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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