Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
