spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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