so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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