It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
God, you're like boner-b-gone
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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