I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm both gender and math confused
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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