Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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