So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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