so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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