I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Vodka?
Forever.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Randomize
