Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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