I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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