writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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