i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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