You work out of a Hotel?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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