just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think people are normalizing furries
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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