At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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