There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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