Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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