Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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