i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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