I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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