Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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