Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
