Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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