Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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