is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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