We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
