He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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