Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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