This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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