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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
seriously i just wanna be friends
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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