Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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