i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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