the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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