White coat. Heels.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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