You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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