the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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